Sunday, April 24, 2016

A Road Rage Worth Tell’n

A Road Rage Worth Tell’n

Players: My’s, Mbaby, JoyNurse

My’s moment in hospital. My’s heart rate was only 34. It needed to be over 60. My’s told JoyNurse that My’s needed a Drama Queen. A Drama Queen can raise a heart rate better than a defibrillator.

My’s told JoyNurse what my Cali girl, Drama Momma, Mbaby, exclaimed while crossing the street.

Mbaby called My’s exasperated, out of breath, and flabbergasted. My’s said,

“What’s wrong Mbaby?”

Mbaby said, while I was crossing the street in a cross walk this guy in a car kept inching up towards me and he might have slammed into me and I would go flying over the hood of his car and the roof of his car and land in the street behind his (*&^@#) car and I was so upset there was blood in my eyes both nostrils flared steam came out of both of my nostrils as if I was a charging bull!!!!

My’s thought was, “hmm, she is not a Taurus the Bull, she is a Gemini,” but thought better of reminding her of that fact. My’s was not the object of her wrath this time and he did not want to be.

Mbaby said, I stopped directly in front of his car and let him have it with both barrels and I was so upset I did not know what else to do!

My’s said to Mbaby,

“I bet he could hear you too! She said, yeah?!!

My’s said, “You are the only person that would have “Road Rage” in a cross walk, directly in front to a 2,000 pound car.

Mbaby said, “I miss you… When are you going to move back home?

JoyNurse said, “I like trying to figure out what you are saying,” while assuming her stance with peeked interest.”

On to another subject, My’s said to JoyNurse a stay in hospital is MoBetter and fun when not visited by family church and friends who are like vultures waiting for My’s to die.

JoyNurse smiled and left my room only to peek back in later. But My’s had nothing else to say.